Happy birthday Jess, hope you delve deeper in your obsession with men with long hair, or your other (inked) ones for that matter.

And see you down the pub.

Charlie is going to the army. Tomorrow. Sad isn't it. He is going to waste a year of his time serving his duty to his country. Skipping the fact that this is simply %$&#@, let's admire the view What a man! I wish I was blonde and female. Never mind. Cheers buddy, a year is not that much.