Today is a good day for the democracy. The foundations of what is known in some circles as the ministry of information has been laid.

Victory! Hail the righteous forces of control of chaos.

From now on, if required, our information, whom with and when we had a chat, will be available for scrutiny, as it should be, by the competent protectors of law and order.

Victory! Let the forces of darkness tremble in fear.

On this historical day, when the bloomers went hunting, the data retention directive was adopted by the European Parliament.